This just in: Forty-one year old Olympic medal hopeful Dara Torres has a two-year old baby! No word yet on where John Edwards was two years and nine months ago, but my sources tell me that he’s not a strong swimmer.
Olympic Swimmer Has Baby!
August 9, 2008 by thegrumpyacademic
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I don’t know, we have reason to believe that at least one little part of him swam pretty strongly. *groan*